The WORST of 2024

 Every year has its share of bad films- these are the ones from 2024, that I wrote down, that I suffered through:

FAST X- If the latest in the Fast & The Furious franchise was an animal it would be euthanized. It's a nonsensical plot with bad set pieces and everyone clearly there for the pay check.

BADLAND HUNTERS is the sequel to  Korea's Oscar entry last year CONCRETE UTOPIA about the aftermath of a devastating earthquake. It's an action movie...about evil scientific experiments...and it's MST3K level stupid

THE CODE - this is about a couple in trouble and its suppose to make you feel good...and I just hate this.

MOTION PICTURE CHOKE is a post apocalyptic cave person tale that takes place around an unfinished building. It's a throw back to bad 1950's post apocalyptic films but worse

A  FRAME the story of a matter transmitter experiment that goes wrong. I'm still not sure if its a comedy or not. I do know I did ask Matt Schulman to kill me to end the pain and he refused.

UNFROSTED - Jerry Seinfeld makes a self indulgent turd about Pop Tarts and shows it off to an uncaring world

DAMAGED - Samuel L Jackson is a detective hunting a serial killer...and it makes no sense...I mean you don't even have to think about it, the turns are just obviously bad with multiple WTF turns that will make you uncertain the future of storytelling.

POLAR RESCUE - The worst Donnie Yen film I've run across has a father driving away from his son at a rest stop in order to teach him a lesson and the kid ends up kidnapped. None of it makes any sense- and the action sequences are just bad.

TWITTERING SOUL - 3D folk supernatural tale makes no sense unless you read the notes about what the director was getting at. That's a bozo no no.

HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON- live action adaption of the classic childrens book is just skull scarringly bad. Why they thought turning little boy into an adult will make you want to jam crayons in your eyes.

SURVEILLED is the worst documentary from HBO in a decade. More about Ronan Farrow than the subject.