Everyone vomits, it's a party- ALL THIS PANIC
Ifw we only remember the good things about the ones we love, what do we lose?- MEMORIES OF THE PENITENT HEART
All Teddy Bears are nihilists - ADULT LIFE LESSONS
"Can you not text and drive, my life is in your hands."
"You're assuming I'm not trying to kill you"
-ADULT LIFE LESSONS
Mom, why is life so full of pain and regret- LIFE, ANIMATED
Paintings are like nose jobs.- EVERYONE KNOWS...ELIZABETH MURRAY
You couldn't possibly know what's strange for this town -THE FIXER
"You ust can't go around shooting, where do you think we are?"
"America"
-THE LONER
Honey is vomit- BUGS
It's not rocket science, it's straight forward...there's no rhyme or reason. - NY Times Morgue attendant describing how easy it is to find things in OBIT
Art has no value unless two or three people want it - MAURIZIO CATTELAN ...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
We have art so we don't die of truth- MAURIZIO CATTELLAN...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
No Matter how many battles you've been in you can always learn from someone else-WIN!
This looks like me if I was going to brutally repress some people- Jon Stewart in TICKLING GIANTS
The funniest joke ever is the one told at a funeral-TICKLING GIANTS
After Morsi, Egypt could have been lead by martians and been happy- TICKLING GIANTS
Scientists say we are made of atoms but a little bird told me we are made of stories- SHADOW WORLD
Politicians are like prostitutes only more expensive- SHADOW WORLD
I look for the crown but know the guillotine is in sight- JEREMIAH TOWER
If you did bad things but don't remember them are they still part of you? - LAVENDER
I'm just having a bad life but it will be over soon- POOR BOY
I'm making an action movie of my life called Double Dragon Fuck Off and Die - POOR BOY
Fred is dead because I didn't like his nipples- MY BLIND BROTHER
There are those who play music, those who dance to it and those rare few who can do both -MR CHURCH
New York would be great except for all the New Yorkers here- CURMUDGEONS
"Did you love grandma?"
"Sure I did she was a good mother and a fun drunk"- CURMUDGEONS
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