Why you should not let me near you when you're doing a video review from the New York Film Festival

Over at Flixist Hubert Vigilla and Alec Kubas Meyer are doing 30 second instant reviews of the films at the film festival. This is his take on Captain Philips (his sentiment is my own), and it's proof positive I need to be chained to my seat between films. Hubert gets revenge since I never thought he's post it.